nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
"talk dirty to me"
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away