saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

genies:

At church I accidentally pressed the play button on my phone and judas by lady gaga blasted. I’ve never gotten so many death stares at once

deanprincesster:

one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person

greatdean:

I WANT TO READ A BOOK 

READ FANFICTION

TUMBLR

WATCH TV SHOWS

LISTEN TO MUSIC

AND NEED TO STUDY 

AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY 

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

"fucking idiot"
— me to me (via v-ws)