princemotorcycle:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

tagged → #still perf

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title

"If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph."

Unknown (via thexpotent)

This hit me harder than I expected.

(via isarian450)

obesitycore:

I WANT TO KISS YOUR DUMB FACE AND MAKE YOU DUMB PANCAKES AND DUMB PILLOW FORTS AND I JUST WNAT TO BE DUMB WITH YOU LETS BE DUMB TOGETHER 

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god

cocaineshorty:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

oh my god